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The strange secret history of the Royal Family's secret vampire slayings...

posted by [personal profile] sbisson at 12:36pm on 29/04/2002
...was inspired when we spotted the title of a biography of the Queen Mother: My Darling Buffy: the Early Life of the Queen Mother in a remaindered bookshop on Charing Cross Road.

Did the Queen Mother really live her early years in California, fighting vampires and demons? What deep dark occult secrets do the Royal Family hide? Is there something evil lurking under the new monuments on Constitution Hill? Did the artificial hip help aid or hinder her slaying? Who is the Slayer now that Buffy is dead? Or are Prince Charles and the rest of the Scooby Royals now working dark magics to see the return of Buffy from the grave?

We can only speculate...
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posted by [identity profile] tamaranth.livejournal.com at 04:56am on 29/04/2002
Yes: too numerous to list here: yes: both: there is no longer only one: of course.

In no particular order, obviously
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posted by [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com at 07:11am on 29/04/2002
No, no, obviously Chuck et al worked their dark magics to raise Our Own Buffy from the grave *some time ago*: her survival this long on gin and curtseys has clearly defied modern medicine. Now Undead QM can stalk the underworld by day and night untrammeled by the demands of national hunt races and going to the dogs..

Connie

Next: Fergie: were-mum or wannabe?
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posted by [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com at 08:19am on 29/04/2002
No, no, obviously Chuck et al worked their dark magics to raise Our Very Own Buffy from the grave *some time ago*: her survival this long on gin and curtseys alone has clearly defied modern medicine. Now Undead QM can stalk the underworld by day and night untrammeled by the demands of national hunt races and going to the dogs..

Connie

Next: Fergie: were-mum or wannabe?
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posted by [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com at 08:20am on 29/04/2002
oops sorry, didn't mean to do that..
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