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posted by [personal profile] sbisson at 02:38pm on 19/07/2006 under , ,
Spotted in a jewellers on Oxford Street:

A pewter statuette...

...of a dragon...

...wearing leathers...

...and aviator sunglasses...

...on a chopped motorcycle....

...with crystal wheels.

I'm not sure if it's possible to make it any tackier...

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posted by [identity profile] ajshepherd.livejournal.com at 01:43pm on 19/07/2006
I think I speak for everyone when I say I am SO glad you didn't accompany that with a photo.

Maybe it's an anti-theft device, to put people off smashing the window by scaring them away.
 
posted by [identity profile] ciphergoth.livejournal.com at 01:47pm on 19/07/2006
No rainbows?
 
posted by [identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com at 02:07pm on 19/07/2006
Rainbow crystals as the wheels...
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posted by [identity profile] the-magician.livejournal.com at 02:03pm on 19/07/2006
... a rainbow

plus

A unicorn (in pastel colours) in the sidecar, carrying a teddybear, which is cuddling a kitten. The unicorn is wearing a Charlie's Angels retro t-shirt and a peace emblem necklace.

... and the motorcycle has a bumper sticker (sure, why not) which says "Honk if you love Bilbo" and "my other bike is a landspeeder".

And the whole thing is inside a sparkly snowglobe ... that plays music! Probably "The Rainbow Connection" from the Muppet Movie ... as arranged by Liberace!
 
posted by [identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com at 02:07pm on 19/07/2006
Well the crystals wheels were rainbow crystals...
 
posted by [identity profile] jarel.livejournal.com at 02:09pm on 19/07/2006
I'm almost surprised it doesn't have a dolphin as a passenger.
 
posted by [identity profile] stevegreen.livejournal.com at 02:41pm on 19/07/2006
I recall some idiot trying to see "authentic" dreamcatchers with dolphins on. Guess you'd see a lot of those when crossing the plains with your tribe.
 
posted by [identity profile] marypcb.livejournal.com at 02:30pm on 19/07/2006
it *could* be tackier
- real handstitched leathers
- a 'handpainted' flower fairy riding pillion
- lines of wizard hats and knight's shields on the petrol tank with crosses through...
 
posted by [identity profile] ocean-song.livejournal.com at 02:44pm on 19/07/2006
giggle. I myself was hoping for a photo!
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posted by [personal profile] andrewducker at 05:43pm on 19/07/2006
Me too!
 
posted by [identity profile] alex-holden.livejournal.com at 02:46pm on 19/07/2006
kshandra: jointed teddy bear, standing upright, wearing a faux-leather flying helmet and jacket, goggles, and "silk" scarf (Aviator)
posted by [personal profile] kshandra at 04:40pm on 19/07/2006
a dragon...

...wearing leathers...

...and aviator sunglasses...


So? ;-)
 
posted by [identity profile] the-ogre.livejournal.com at 05:17pm on 19/07/2006
...that you refrained from posting a picture of that. *Whew*.
 
posted by [identity profile] sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com at 06:09pm on 19/07/2006
Only if the dragon had a unicorn riding "bitch" on the back.
 
posted by [identity profile] maetang.livejournal.com at 09:45pm on 19/07/2006
It's like a dictionary definition of "kitsch" or something! Almost to Terry Pratchett-like levels of parody!

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