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sbisson ([personal profile] sbisson) wrote2002-08-13 08:00 am

I get my kicks on the A417/A419

A while back [livejournal.com profile] marypcb and I were wondering what to do about the weekend of the 10th August. It was one of those social moth moments, when we look at the calendar and realise we're going to have to make a decision about just what we're going to do. Were we going to go to ConteXXt or to the CiXen barbie? Both would be full of friends (and LJers), and both would be gatherings of communities we enjoy spending time with. But one was in Cheltenham, and the other in Swindon, separated by the rolling swathes of the Cotswolds.

But then we found the A417/A419. And a solution to the dilemma: we would do both.



The A417/A419 is a wide, fast road that slashes its way through the Cotswolds, linking the M5 near Gloucester with the M4 near Swindon. Built initially to provide a relief route for closures of the Severn Bridge, it's nearly obsolete thanks to the opening of the second Severn Crossing a few years back. The wide road sweeps in gentle curves through the heart of the hills, bypassing Swindon before diving down the western slopes of the Cotswolds on to the Severn plain. But what it meant for us was that the two towns were less than 40 minutes apart.

Friday night found us crawling down the M4, dodging downpours with the rest of the weekend diaspora. The road was full of cars making the pilgrimage from City to Country, packed with children and luggage. Three lanes full, thousands of people making their summer evening escape. At Swindon we left the crawling hordes for the wide open spaces of the road to Cheltenham. Foot down on the accelerator we shot through the hills to the gentle terraces of a Georgian spa, to our hotel and a good night's sleep.

Saturday morning we arrived at the con at what [livejournal.com profile] bugshaw koshishly described as "the hour of milling", that moment in a convention between breakfast and the first programme item. We wandered around, saying hello, and getting into the convention mood. Like all Unicons, ConteXXt was a relaxed event, mixing sercon literary programming with events that could best be described as, err, less serious. It was nice seeing the guests get stuck into the convention, both appearing on more programme items than anyone else. Ben Jeapes and Keith Brooke were interesting, and engaged, and [livejournal.com profile] major_clanger's interviews were well attended.

After lunch, we got into the car, found our way out of Cheltenham and onto the A417/A419. It was time to head for Swindon and the CiXen barbeque. We arrived, bearing chocolates, and spent most of the afternoon nattering with folk like [livejournal.com profile] ramtops, [livejournal.com profile] beermat, [livejournal.com profile] mindygoth, [livejournal.com profile] perlmonger and [livejournal.com profile] etriganuk. As the day drifted on, [livejournal.com profile] landsmand and [livejournal.com profile] valerie_k turned up, and the conversation turned to matters foodish. The arrival of [livejournal.com profile] jonhoneyball and Andre turned things more decadent, as Andre was bearing white truffle oil honey, which was delicious... But all too soon it was time to leave the barbie, and head back down the road to Cheltenham.

ConteXXt, as the observant may guess from the name, was the 20th Unicon, and so Saturday night was party night. As we walked in through the door, we bumped into [livejournal.com profile] akicif, and spent most of the evening nattering about his trip round Europe. The con put money behind the bar for free beer, but most of us looked vaguely worried when Ben Jeapes wandered over with a strange blue concoction he described as a "Romulan Ale". The bar staff didn't quite know what sort of SF fans we were...

The evening was wrapped up by "I'm Sorry I Haven't An SF-ing Clue", ably compered by [livejournal.com profile] swisstone (running a convention item is like making love to a beautiful woman...), along with the guests of honour and sundry members of [livejournal.com profile] anonymousclaire. Much silliness ensued, especially from [livejournal.com profile] sneerpout and enjoyable heckling from the crowds... And of course, as points mean prizes, there was a winner of the Army Surplus Ben Jeep.

Sunday morning (we assume) dawned bright and early. Unfortunately we missed it, and arose to arrive at the convention during the hour of milling. After a brief spout of ad hoc XML consultancy, I spent the day travellin between panels and the bar. I'd volunteered to moderate the last panel of the convention, and ended up running a sprightly discussion on the nature of modern publishing - from e-publishing to the new small presses - with the two guests.

And then the weekend was over, and the A417/A419 beckoned. And when we met the M4, we found the rain...

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
"The bar staff didn't quite know what sort of SF fans we were..."

So I told them and they laid on some Real Ale as well.

The cocktails went down very well though, I thought. I spent most of the weekend drinking Diet Black Holes (vodka, kahlua, and Diet Coke).

Bug

[identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
And a very fine real ale it was, too!

[identity profile] swisstone.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
And congratulations to [livejournal.com profile] sbisson; while everyone else wondered "Why is there a cardboard Buffy the Vampire Slayer behind the panel?", Simon was the first to say, "That's Samantha!"

[identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Comedy panels are for heckling. Unless I'm on them, of course...

[identity profile] marypcb.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
I hadn't realised we'd found a road, I just wanted to go to both and damn the driving ;-)

I think the lack of much conrepping on ConteXXt goes with the fact that we all enjoy Unicons but not that many people want to run them. There currently isn't a bid or a committee for next year - but there are dates when we could have the same site again and I've volunteered to investigate Oxford sites if anyone wants to run there. bids@unicon.org,uk is the address to let the steering committee know if you want to be (on) the con committee for next year; self-congregated committees rather than individual volunteers much preferred. There will be another meeting at Novacon to either approve a committee or say that there won't be a Unicon in 2003.