One of the second-hand bookshops in Cheltenham seemed, so far as I could see, to have been established by filling a house entirely with old books and magazines and then judiciously removing just enough to leave a network of tunnels. In the event of a minor earth tremor I could imagine the fate you describe befalling the owner, and indeed any unlucky customers...
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I see a Great Need for a parody of Alive.