WTF?

A radio advert this morning advertised a new book about Beethoven, which comes with an accompanying "Beethoven mood chart".

My first thought was the obvious: a list of the form "beethoven current mood: crotchety, beethoven current mood: busy", and so on and so forth.

But then I realised there was only one thing it could say (which would also make it a lot cheaper to print):

beethoven current mood: decomposing.

It always comes back to the old jokes, doesn't it...