Today I am mostly channelling CJ Cregg

CJ: Josh.
Josh: What the hell happened?
CJ: I had woot canal.
Josh: What happened to your cheeks?
CJ: I had woot canal.
Josh: Why are you talking like that?
CJ: I had woot canal!
Josh: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was just amusing myself.
CJ: I can suggest some other things you can do with yourself.
Josh: Are you in pain?
CJ: I had woot canal!
Josh: You're going to have to stop saying that because you just look and sound so ridiculous.

Still, have a root canal first thing in the morning, and that's pretty much going to be the worst thing to happen to you all day...

Thanks to ramtops for reminding me of that scene...