2005-07-31

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2005-07-31 01:23 pm
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Selling the sofa (and other stuff)

Time for a little eBay pimpage...

We're selling our old sofa. It's a rather nice G-Plan piece, which you can stick together any way you want...



As always we're also selling other stuff - check out [livejournal.com profile] marypcb's current eBay auctions and my current eBay auctions
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2005-07-31 01:46 pm
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Surely this is in the wrong place...

From this year's Bulwer-Lytton award results comes the following snippet:
Inside his cardboard box, Greg heated a dented can of Spaghetti-O's over a small fire made from discarded newspapers, then cracked open his last can of shoplifted generic beer to celebrate the 10th anniversary of his embarkation on a career as a freelance writer.
Filed among the "Miscellaneous Dishonourable Mentions", I'm sure it should have been disqualified, as the Bulwer-Lytton award is for execrable fiction - not-biography...

...2½ years into just such a career...