Today's Flash waste-of-time has a Reality Distortion Field

Or in this case, perhaps we can call it a waist-of time?

Yes, it's Joy Of Tech's Steve Jobs dress-up doll. For when a black turtleneck and jeans just don't work any more...



Next, on Apple TV: Pimp my iPod!

You know you're a foodie when...

...while having dim sum in your favourite Chinese restaurant, you look over and see sat a couple of tables away the man who brought the delights of Italian wild mushrooms to tables all round the country. And then you realise you're far more likely to recognise a chef than an actor...

So, Italian TV chef Antonio Carluccio likes dim sum.

So, will we soon be seeing porcini and wild mushroom steamed dumplings in his restaurants?