Coincidences (or, why I wouldn't like to be working for The Onion today)

An amusing piece in this week's The Onion is followed by this sad piece of real news.

Possibly the strangest record ever...

The life story of Nikolai Tesla.

In Morse code. At 15 words per minute. Really.

There's even a sample of it...

Now that's what I call "bleepy shite".